I am a Rat

I am a rat in a trap

And I'm happy about that

Because everyone believes that I was caught

Now they feel so good about themselves

Cause they like to watch me suffer

Until they found it in their hearts to help me out

So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior

I blamed it on my addiction to cheese

Now everybody likes me and thinks I'm rehabilitated

And I finally get to do what the fuck I please

I am a rat and

I don't wanna hear your sermon

I am a vermin

And I'm always gonna gnaw on things

I know will aggravate you

I am a rat acting like a good do'er till I go back to my sewer

And ingest my chosen poisons

I am a rat

I am a rat

I am a rat

I am a rat

And I put myself in that trap

Cause I am a rat who won't race your human races

I don't want the pole position

I won't live a competition

I am a rat

Who figured out how to win without anybody losin'

Or at least not ever knowin'

They were beaten

Cause I am a rat

I am a rat

I am a rat

I am a rat

And I put myself in that trap

Cause I am a rat

And I am happy about that