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I Wanna Be An Alcoholic

From The Longest EP2010

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I Wanna Be An Alcoholic

I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be co-drug dependant Wanna be sedated most of the time I wanna sing, I wanna dance I wanna pass out and wet my pants I wanna be an alcoholic man!

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"I Wanna Be An Alcoholic" is a song by NOFX from the album The Longest EP, released in 2010.

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