["American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)" plays]
EL HEFE: Gabba gabba hey, punk rock fans! This is El Hefe of NOFX, and I'm here to tell you about our brand new album: the War on Errorism! It's got 14 rockin' new songs, like this one:
["Separation of Church and Skate" plays]
But wait: there's more!
["13 Stitches" plays]
But wait: there's still more!
["Decom-poseur" plays]
There's still, still more!
["Jaw, Knee, Music" plays]
FAT MIKE: Dude ... that one didn't make the record
EL HEFE: Oh. Well, how about this one:
["Glass War" plays]
FAT MIKE: That one didn't make the record, either
EL HEFE: What about the classic "One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville?"
["One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville" plays]
FAT MIKE: Dude ... we're saving that one for Punk-O-Rama 28
EL HEFE: Well, what about the one where I play the guitar lead?
["She's Nubs" plays]
And don't miss special guest vocalist, Eric Melvin!
ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
EL HEFE: Once again, that's:
ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
["American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)" plays]
EL HEFE: Well, there you go, punk rock fans. Don't forget to go out and get the new NOFX album, the War on Errorism, at an independent record store near you
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