I've Become A Cliché

You know how it is! I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40... I'm goin' on the wagon, you know? No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this? This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer! It's... it's not even like drinking beer! I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows But only to loosen up I totally stopped doing drugs Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different It doesn't have to be my prescription If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe But, you know, I definitely don't do street drugs anymore I mean, unless you've got some I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché Oh, you're not holding That's cool No big deal You know, I never do it unless it's just around... Or someone's offering it Oh, I know a guy! Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away I'll... I'll drive. I'll drive You know, I got money too! Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here Or... I'll be back in 20 I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché I've become a cliché Whaddya mean? This is not last call This is first call We'll... we'll... I know a place we can go We'll go right... You threw up!