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Instant Crassic Lyrics — NOFX | Dork

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NOFX
Instant Crassic Lyrics

Lyrics

Instant Crassic

From Wolves in Wolves’ Clothing2006

Written by Fat Mike

Produced by Bill Stevenson, Fat Mike, Jason Livermore

Lyrics

Instant Crassic

I'm swimming in a sea of pee I'm hiking up a big mountain of poo I feel like rolling in glass when I'm without you I'm diving in a bowl of puke I'm fly fishing a stream of puss That's how I feel when something separates us I'm living in Bakersfield I'm at a month long hip-hop festival

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About this track

"Instant Crassic" is a song by NOFX from the album Wolves in Wolves’ Clothing, released in 2006. The song was written by Fat Mike. It was produced by Bill Stevenson, Fat Mike, Jason Livermore.

NOFX profile →Wolves in Wolves’ Clothing album →Track profile →

Contributors

Bill Stevenson— 601 credits as songwriter & producer →
Fat Mike— 552 credits as songwriter & producer →
Jason Livermore— 738 credits as songwriter & producer →
Fat Mike— 552 credits as songwriter & producer →

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