Leaving Jesusland

We call the heartland Not very smart land IQ's are very low but threat levels are high They got a mandate They don't want man-dates They got so many hates and people to despise In the dust bowl Cerebral black hole The average weight is well over 200 pounds I hate to generalize But have you seen the thighs Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while [Chorus] Maybe that's why they're so scared of us We've concerns others than fear and hunger pangs Queers, transgends, and lesbians Vegans and vegetarians All you brownish red and yellow ones Come out and join us on the coast No longer svelte They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt They've blown out the fire Under the melting pot The red blood of America is starting to clot No compromise No sight through others' eyes They're just flies spreading pieces of shit You gotta emigrate Stop living in hate What makes this country great is dwelling on either side [Chorus] They don't want visitors in Jesusland They want life bland and canned in the fatherland We want people with college degrees Drug use experience and STD's People with open-minded philosophies Come hug California trees Cultural revolution now Neo-conservatives run outta town We're gonna burn Orange County down And then we're off to Riverside Bakersfield and Fresno too Then we're comin' after you The fear stricken Born again Christian They got a vision, a homogenized state Textbook decline Intelligent design They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate [Chorus] They don't want visitors in Jesusland They want life bland and canned in the fatherland Punk Rockers and emo kids People doin' things the church forbids Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists We're moving out of jesusland Art students and thespians Excluding country, all the musicians We want all hookers and comedians Nihilists are welcome too No longer svelte They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt