Leaving Jesusland

We call the heartland

Not very smart land

IQ's are very low but threat levels are high

They got a mandate

They don't want man-dates

They got so many hates and people to despise

In the dust bowl

Cerebral black hole

The average weight is well over 200 pounds

I hate to generalize

But have you seen the thighs

Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

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Maybe that's why they're so scared of us

We've concerns others than fear  and hunger pangs

Queers, transgends, and lesbians

Vegans and vegetarians

All you brownish red and yellow ones

Come out and join us on the coast

No longer svelte

They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt

They've blown out the fire

Under the melting pot

The red blood of America is starting to clot

No compromise

No sight through others' eyes

They're just flies spreading pieces of shit

You gotta emigrate

Stop living in hate

What makes this country great is dwelling on either side

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They don't want visitors in Jesusland

They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

We want people with college degrees

Drug use experience and STD's

People with open-minded philosophies

Come hug California trees

Cultural revolution now

Neo-conservatives run outta town

We're gonna burn Orange County down

And then we're off to Riverside

Bakersfield and Fresno too

Then we're comin' after you

The fear stricken

Born again Christian

They got a vision, a homogenized state

Textbook decline

Intelligent design

They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate

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They don't want visitors in Jesusland

They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

Punk Rockers and emo kids

People doin' things the church forbids

Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists

We're moving out of jesusland

Art students and thespians

Excluding country, all the musicians

We want all hookers and comedians

Nihilists are welcome too

No longer svelte

They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt