Monosyllabic Girl

I take her down to the aquarium, she says shark; I take her to the planetarium, she says dark; I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl; Oh, she says sure and cool and yeah; She's my monosyllabic girl I take her to the university, she says huh; I take her to our anniversary, she says one; I take her to the jewelry store I say diamonds, she says pearl Oh, everyone knows I'm in love With a monosyllabic girl You know everyone knows I'm in love With a monosyllabic girl