Monosyllabic Girl

I take her down to the aquarium, she says shark;

I take her to the planetarium, she says dark;

I take her to the seaside

Where she likes to spin and twirl;

Oh, she says sure and cool and yeah;

She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says huh;

I take her to our anniversary, she says one;

I take her to the jewelry store

I say diamonds, she says pearl

Oh, everyone knows I'm in love

With a monosyllabic girl

You know everyone knows I'm in love

With a monosyllabic girl