My Name's Bud

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude They put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!) I've got no septicals From eating egg rolls They took my squirt gun and made it a bong My teacher smelled my clothes They think I'm one of those My mom's from Utopia, my dad's Tommy Chong My sister's name Is Mary-Jane And mine's Bud, mine's Bud