My Name's Bud

They're always doin' fry

They try to get me high

I felt the pressure, but I never did

They used to call me dude

They put it in my food

I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)

I've got no septicals

From eating egg rolls

They took my squirt gun and made it a bong

My teacher smelled my clothes

They think I'm one of those

My mom's from Utopia, my dad's Tommy Chong

My sister's name

Is Mary-Jane

And mine's Bud, mine's Bud