She's Nubs

It's kind of hard to wear high heels Or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs? I hope she don't get mad I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's Nubs No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows No phalanges, no knobby knees to knock She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands She's always in the stands, she's Nubs She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone She's got no funny bone, she's Nubs No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat She's Nubs, she's Nubs, she's Nubs I asked her if she want a drink I asked her if she liked Toronto I asked her to go out to the bar But all she said was no thanks, no, and no It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve And told her I'd see her at the next club She got into a pack, some guy put her on his back She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub She's got beautiful eyes and breasts regular size But without calves and thighs, she's Nubs It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed When all you've got is a body and head, she's Nubs She's Nubs, she's Nubs, she's Nubs Oh she may not walk the walk And she may not like to talk But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's Nubs!