Erroneous Escape into Erik Eckles

[Verse 1] The octopus in your purse Is cursing like an evil sailor But remember, the knife is worse For the editors of movie trailers [Chorus] And if you want me to, I'll help It's all the same to me Just tell me if you want me to [Verse 2] If you keep killing God in your eyes People will think you're really callous But no matter how hard you try You'll never be as weird as Uncle Alice [Chorus] And if you want me to, I'll help It's all the same to me Just tell me if you want me to [Bridge] I'm not upset, just confused And it's so tough I can't relate to this world I'm not bored enough Watch out, the music will complete the change in you [Verse 3] To sing this song in braille You have to be haunted by glass freckles And if your color treatment fails Well, you can always talk to Erik Eckles [Chorus] And if you want me to, I'll help It's all the same to me Just tell me if you want me to If you want me to