Erroneous Escape into Erik Eckles

[Verse 1]

The octopus in your purse

Is cursing like an evil sailor

But remember, the knife is worse

For the editors of movie trailers

[Chorus]

And if you want me to, I'll help

It's all the same to me

Just tell me if you want me to

[Verse 2]

If you keep killing God in your eyes

People will think you're really callous

But no matter how hard you try

You'll never be as weird as Uncle Alice

[Chorus]

And if you want me to, I'll help

It's all the same to me

Just tell me if you want me to

[Bridge]

I'm not upset, just confused

And it's so tough

I can't relate to this world

I'm not bored enough

Watch out, the music will complete the change in you

[Verse 3]

To sing this song in braille

You have to be haunted by glass freckles

And if your color treatment fails

Well, you can always talk to Erik Eckles

[Chorus]

And if you want me to, I'll help

It's all the same to me

Just tell me if you want me to

If you want me to