Four Years Old

[Hook] Cause there is something I should let you know It's my birthday and I'm four years old [Verse 1] Let's start a chant Let's have a sing-a-long If you don't feel it then you must have been drinking wrong What day is it? Is it Saturday? It doesn't matter 'cause to me it's St. Patrick's Day Imma play darts and I don't even like darts I be a very small piece on that pie chart If I were at home I'd be in no less danger Drunk on the internet typing all my thoughts to strangers If I were in Philly I would say to Dennis I'll serve Patty's in ping pong or table tennis Frontin like you as cold as me I'll merc Big Buck Hunter and Golden Tee I'll order two shots of water in my tube socks I got ten bucks worth of quarters for the juke box I bet y'all think I'm going to order 2Pac And that's racist And that's tasteless I want some motherfucking Clash because I'm wasted I'll Rock The Casbah and sock your grandma Now put your glasses up I command ya Now put your glasses up [Hook] [Verse 2] Whether a beer or fermented orange peelings Either way it all starts with a warm feeling I get talkative The exact opposite as I was walking in That's when it all begins I get the urge to bug folks I shouldn't call again Am I going to talk to Earl? man it all depends Did I eat dinner? Did I drink agua? Is it top shelf liquor? Is it cheap vodka? Imma give you one rule that you gotsta follow Never ever buy booze in a plastic bottle I swear to god you gon' feel it in your ass tomorrow Gonna need an Alka Seltzer and a large ginger Whether carry cash, or you're a big card spender Don't forget to tip your motherfucking bartender And don't pinch her in the rear Because then she'll disappear What you do is you go and whisper in her ear... [Hook] [Verse 3] Hey, yo Hey you with the natural hair I'm gonna stop the beat, look at you and stare You've got a passionate flair And you look like your vagina could capture a bear And I'm not intimidated I'd come up and holla but I've got a situation I don't really want to mention Let's just say you've got me at full attention How long can this rap last? Hopefully long enough to get me back to half mast Because if I go from this distance The whole damn dance club is going to know my business But I am coming over there I gotta know if the under is as fly as the overwear It doesn't matter if I get the cold shoulder there Because if it's cold, imma play polar bear [Hook] [Outro] I had a Fat Tire with Sahtyre And then I rum pounded with Dumbfoundead Had some grain alcohol with Boss Then have a pour and sip with Lyraflip Some shit with a gold emblem with Rogue-Venom And then three shooters with Eve Super Kept it dry though with Psycho Then I had a whole bottle of Jack to my goddamn self [Hook]