Lazy

[Verse 1] Alarm goes off, I've pressed snooze ten times already Five more minutes turn to thirty, so I get up and crawl to the kitchen Dishes are piled high, I don't wanna do 'em I turn a blind eye and go back to the bedroom As I leave, I notice clothes in the machine Been there since last week They're probably not clean anymore, they're gonna reek Fuck it, I'll just chuck them on another spin [Pre-Chorus] But what for? I'll only do this again But what for? I'll only do this again But what for? I'll only do this again But what for? [Verse 2] I'll turn my knickers inside out one more time And cut the bottom off my toothpaste It's not just that I can't be arsed to go to the shop Yeah, I'm lazy, but nobody likes waste I'll add it to the never-ending list of shit to do That I'm not gonna do, let's be honest Procrastination's my middle name And doing jack shit is my favourite game [Pre-Chorus] But what for? I'll only do this again But what for? I'll only do this again But what for? I'll only do this again But what for? I'll only do this again [Chorus] 'Cause I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I wake up just to go back to sleep 'Cause I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I stand up just to sit back down [Verse 3] I'm king of my castle I'm the captain of this ship If it sinks, I'll go down with it And if it stinks, I'll spray Febreze on it Sit on my trash throne 'cause I'm gross I'm a slob, I don't deserve a job All I wanna do is stare at the ceiling Lying down is what I'm feeling [Bridge] Don't wanna do my dishes, don't wanna tidy up Don't wanna pay my bills, don't wanna go to work Don't wanna do my shopping, don't wanna sweep my floor Don't wanna make my bed, don't wanna do my chores You can't make me You can't make me You can't make me You can't make me [Chorus] 'Cause I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I wake up just to go back to sleep 'Cause I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I stand up just to sit back down [Outro] 'Cause I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I'm lazy and I like it I get up just to sit back down