The Ick

[Verse 1] You put me off, mate You make me squirm We hung out for a while And it was nice and chill You were passionate about stuff And I thought that was cool You were confident but not arrogant The perfect ratio of sensitive to tough But then one morning, you made me a cuppa You basically handed me the hammer Practically placed the nail onto the wood Smashed that nail firmly into the coffin when you You put the milk in first He put the milk in first I didn't think anyone actually put the milk in first [Bridge] You put me off, mate (That was the nail in the coffin) You gave me the ick (That was the nail in the coffin) We were texting for bit (That was the nail in the coffin) Then we went on a date (That was the nail in the coffin) [Verse 2] We hit it off, you were funny I liked you and you came back to my place You stayed over, and the next morning We chilled and watched Drag Race But then on the second date You basically handed me the hammer Practically placed the nail onto the wood Smashed that nail firmly into the coffin when you let out a shush You shushed me in the cinema He shushed me in the cinema You do not shush me in the cinema [Outro] The ick I can't even look you in the eye anymore I cross the road when I see you coming I've got the ick