The Ick

[Verse 1]

You put me off, mate

You make me squirm

We hung out for a while

And it was nice and chill

You were passionate about stuff

And I thought that was cool

You were confident but not arrogant

The perfect ratio of sensitive to tough

But then one morning, you made me a cuppa

You basically handed me the hammer

Practically placed the nail onto the wood

Smashed that nail firmly into the coffin when you

You put the milk in first

He put the milk in first

I didn't think anyone actually put the milk in first

[Bridge]

You put me off, mate

(That was the nail in the coffin)

You gave me the ick

(That was the nail in the coffin)

We were texting for bit

(That was the nail in the coffin)

Then we went on a date

(That was the nail in the coffin)

[Verse 2]

We hit it off, you were funny

I liked you and you came back to my place

You stayed over, and the next morning

We chilled and watched Drag Race

But then on the second date

You basically handed me the hammer

Practically placed the nail onto the wood

Smashed that nail firmly into the coffin when you let out a shush

You shushed me in the cinema

He shushed me in the cinema

You do not shush me in the cinema

[Outro]

The ick

I can't even look you in the eye anymore

I cross the road when I see you coming

I've got the ick