25 Tequilas

Man Feelin' it Well, I walked in the bar with my mind on I don't know what my mind was on when I walked in the bar I was goin' for it, and I was goin' hard Double vision, double fistin', double trouble on a mission I was messed up Slurrin' an a-stumblin', blurrin' and a-blumblin' Tanked like Hank Gawd dang, I'm a hurtin' today But you won't hear me complain Musta had about twenty-five Tequilas Twenty-five Tequilas Judgin' by the way I'm feelin' I damn sure had a good time Well, I started with the good stuff, ended with the good enough Wound up gettin' buck wild Yeah, shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I done what I did-a And I put myself in timeout We was drinkin' in the mornin', 'cause the morning's when you drink If you're plannin' on drinkin' all day And I lost count around seven or eight But all of my friends say Musta had about twenty-five Tequilas Twenty-five Tequilas Judgin' by the way I'm feelin' I damn sure had a good time I'm talkin' about twenty-five Tequilas That'll leave you with amnesia If I tell you one thing that nobody needa That's twenty-five Tequilas Riazul, Don Julio, shot of Patron Hell yeah, let's go Take one neat, maybe on the rocks Add a little lime, add a little salt Musta had about twenty-five Tequilas Twenty-five Tequilas Judgin' by the way I'm feelin' I damn sure had a good time I'm talkin' about twenty-five Tequilas That'll leave you with amnesia If I tell you one thing that nobody needa That's twenty-five Tequilas Tequila Tequila Tequila