25 Tequilas

Man
Feelin' it

Well, I walked in the bar with my mind on
I don't know what my mind was on when I walked in the bar
I was goin' for it, and I was goin' hard
Double vision, double fistin', double trouble on a mission
I was messed up
Slurrin' an a-stumblin', blurrin' and a-blumblin'
Tanked like Hank
Gawd dang, I'm a hurtin' today
But you won't hear me complain

Musta had about twenty-five Tequilas
Twenty-five Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn sure had a good time

Well, I started with the good stuff, ended with the good enough
Wound up gettin' buck wild
Yeah, shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I done what I did-a
And I put myself in timeout
We was drinkin' in the mornin', 'cause the morning's when you drink
If you're plannin' on drinkin' all day
And I lost count around seven or eight
But all of my friends say

Musta had about twenty-five Tequilas
Twenty-five Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn sure had a good time

I'm talkin' about twenty-five Tequilas
That'll leave you with amnesia
If I tell you one thing that nobody needa
That's twenty-five Tequilas

Riazul, Don Julio, shot of Patron
Hell yeah, let's go
Take one neat, maybe on the rocks
Add a little lime, add a little salt

Musta had about twenty-five Tequilas
Twenty-five Tequilas
Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'
I damn sure had a good time

I'm talkin' about twenty-five Tequilas
That'll leave you with amnesia
If I tell you one thing that nobody needa
That's twenty-five Tequilas

Tequila
Tequila
Tequila