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Horace And Pete Lyrics — Paul Simon | Dork

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Paul Simon
Horace And Pete Lyrics

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Horace And Pete

2016

Written by Paul Simon

Produced by Andy Smith, Roy Halee

Lyrics

Horace And Pete

Horace and Pete Hell no, I can’t complain about my problems I’m OK the way things are I pull my stool up to the bar At Horace And Pete’s Sometimes I wonder, why do we tear ourselves to pieces? I just need some time to think Or maybe I just need a drink At Horace And Pete’s Horace and Pete

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About this track

"Horace And Pete" is a song by Paul Simon, released in 2016. The song was written by Paul Simon. It was produced by Andy Smith, Roy Halee.

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Andy Smith— 36 credits as producer →
Roy Halee— 137 credits as songwriter & producer →
Paul Simon— 819 credits as songwriter & producer →

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