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Paul Simon – Horace And Pete (2016) | Track profile | Dork

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Horace And Pete

Release date: 3rd June 2016

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"Horace And Pete" is a track by Paul Simon, released 3rd June 2016. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Horace And Pete

Horace and Pete

Hell no, I can’t complain about my problems

I’m OK the way things are

I pull my stool up to the bar

At Horace And Pete’s

Sometimes I wonder, why do we tear ourselves to pieces?

I just need some time to think

Or maybe I just need a drink

At Horace And Pete’s

Horace and Pete

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Horace And Pete

2016

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