The Werewolf

[Verse 1] Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life Made a fairly decent living, had a fairly decent wife She killed him, a sushi knife Now they're shopping for a fairly decent afterlife [Refrain] The werewolf is coming [Verse 2] The fact is most obits are mixed reviews Life is a lottery, a lotta people lose And the winners, the grinners with money-colored eyes Eat all the nuggets, then they order extra fries [Refrain] The werewolf is coming (Extra fries) The werewolf is coming The werewolf's coming, the werewolf's coming Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe I hear her howling, prowling on the hills The werewolf's coming, Bill [Verse 3] Ignorance and arrogance, a national debate Put the fight in Vegas, that's a billion dollar gate Revenues, pay per views, it should be pretty healthy The usual deductions, then it all goes to the wealthy [Refrain] Still, the werewolf's coming Hey, the werewolf's coming [Verse 4] I'm not complaining, just the opposite my friend I know it's raining, but we're coming to the end Of the rainbow, of the lyin' and the spyin' through Oh, you don't know me, okay, I don't know you too [Refrain] The werewolf's coming The werewolf's coming up The werewolf's coming, and the werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming, Joe I hear her howling, prowling on the hills The werewolf's coming, Bill [Verse 5] You better stock up on water, canned goods off the shelves And loot some for the old folks who can't loot for themselves The doorbell's ringing, could be the elves But it's probably the werewolf, it's quarter to twelve [Bridge] And when it's midnight and the wolf bites It's a full moon, she really got the appetite [Refrain] The werewolf's coming (The werewolf, the werewolf) The werewolf's coming (The werewolf, the werewolf)