The Werewolf

[Verse 1]

Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life

Made a fairly decent living, had a fairly decent wife

She killed him, a sushi knife

Now they're shopping for a fairly decent afterlife

[Refrain]

The werewolf is coming

[Verse 2]

The fact is most obits are mixed reviews

Life is a lottery, a lotta people lose

And the winners, the grinners with money-colored eyes

Eat all the nuggets, then they order extra fries

[Refrain]

The werewolf is coming (Extra fries)

The werewolf is coming

The werewolf's coming, the werewolf's coming

Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe

I hear her howling, prowling on the hills

The werewolf's coming, Bill

[Verse 3]

Ignorance and arrogance, a national debate

Put the fight in Vegas, that's a billion dollar gate

Revenues, pay per views, it should be pretty healthy

The usual deductions, then it all goes to the wealthy

[Refrain]

Still, the werewolf's coming

Hey, the werewolf's coming

[Verse 4]

I'm not complaining, just the opposite my friend

I know it's raining, but we're coming to the end

Of the rainbow, of the lyin' and the spyin' through

Oh, you don't know me, okay, I don't know you too

[Refrain]

The werewolf's coming

The werewolf's coming up

The werewolf's coming, and the werewolf's coming

The werewolf is coming, Joe

I hear her howling, prowling on the hills

The werewolf's coming, Bill

[Verse 5]

You better stock up on water, canned goods off the shelves

And loot some for the old folks who can't loot for themselves

The doorbell's ringing, could be the elves

But it's probably the werewolf, it's quarter to twelve

[Bridge]

And when it's midnight and the wolf bites

It's a full moon, she really got the appetite

[Refrain]

The werewolf's coming

(The werewolf, the werewolf)

The werewolf's coming

(The werewolf, the werewolf)