Men (Man) Without Ties

Men without ties don't dress for dinner Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing Don't want no wife or no beginner You're the Friday night frozen pizza king Everything you buy is soon expired Some neighbors they're a-thinking that you're gay Others they assume that you've been fired See you smoking cigarettes all day Men without ties don't dress for dinner Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing Don't want no wife or no beginner, with a knife You're the Friday night frozen pizza king On Saturday they won't catch you in your yard You're dreaming of tonight's fine cuisine With a microwave and a library card It'll taste like plastic, but it'll be faster! Ha, sing it! Men without ties... it's about time Men without ties don't dress for dinner Men without ties don't need a thing Don't want no wife, show to cut by Man without ties is king