Men (Man) Without Ties

Men without ties don't dress for dinner

Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing

Don't want no wife or no beginner

You're the Friday night frozen pizza king

Everything you buy is soon expired

Some neighbors they're a-thinking that you're gay

Others they assume that you've been fired

See you smoking cigarettes all day

Men without ties don't dress for dinner

Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing

Don't want no wife or no beginner, with a knife

You're the Friday night frozen pizza king

On Saturday they won't catch you in your yard

You're dreaming of tonight's fine cuisine

With a microwave and a library card

It'll taste like plastic, but it'll be faster!

Ha, sing it!

Men without ties... it's about time

Men without ties don't dress for dinner

Men without ties don't need a thing

Don't want no wife, show to cut by

Man without ties is king