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False Skorpion Lyrics

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False Skorpion

From Rattled by la Rush [EP]2006

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False Skorpion

[Intro] (Fuckin' pavement) [Verse 1] Don't you disrespect me, woman I'm an animal with teeth And a scorpion don't have teeth Whenever you misdirect me, mama You're misdirecting a person You wouldn't wanna misdirect [Verse 2] Save my back Leave me, darling I'm no woman I'm no woman I am a man Check me out See me beg Nothing left but my scorpion legs [Outro] Bring it home (Two, three, four) Wow, wow, wow

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"False Skorpion" is a song by Pavement from the album Rattled by la Rush [EP], released in 2006.

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