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Pavement – False Skorpion (2006) | Track profile | Dork

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Rattled by la Rush [EP]
False Skorpion

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False Skorpion

Release date: 7th November 2006

From Rattled by la Rush [EP]

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"False Skorpion" is a track by Pavement, from the album Rattled by la Rush [EP], released 7th November 2006. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 5 articles about Pavement.

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Lyrics

False Skorpion

[Intro]

(Fuckin' pavement)

[Verse 1]

Don't you disrespect me, woman

I'm an animal with teeth

And a scorpion don't have teeth

Whenever you misdirect me, mama

You're misdirecting a person

You wouldn't wanna misdirect

[Verse 2]

Save my back

Leave me, darling

I'm no woman

I'm no woman

I am a man

Check me out

See me beg

Nothing left but my scorpion legs

[Outro]

Bring it home (Two, three, four)

Wow, wow, wow

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Track details

From Rattled by la Rush [EP]

2006

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Rattled by la Rush [EP]

Release year

2006

—False Skorpion
—Brink of the Clouds
—Easily Fooled

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