[Intro]
Baby takes a trip
Two helium balloons
Six feet of twine
Baby takes a trip
[Bridge]
You could be adopted
By a school of geese
But I doubt it
Because you whine too much
[Outro]
A road atlas
And a compass
Stuffed in your skirt
You'll make new friends
In another state
I'm sure there are people
Who would love a woman
A woman like you
