Absofuckinglutely

"Marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely" "Let's take a walk outside" He said, "The sunset's nice We could just leave the wheels But you can't walk the beach in heels" So I put on my flats But my little black dress don't match Oh God, he's on one knee Can I get a tissue please? 'Cause he reached into his pocket and pulled out a little box I'm tryna tell him "Yes," but I can't talk He said, "What's the matter with you, baby? Tears are in your eyes Shouldn't you be smilin'? Darling, no one died" He said, "You're never gonna lose me So marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely" "What's the matter with you, baby?" These are happy tears Mr. Perfect Timing had me waiting years It feels like I'm in a movie He said, "Marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely" Oh, darling, I'm a mess This love's going to my head You little S.O.B. You flew out my family Oh, I got black mascara down both cheeks Yeah, this is it, you're mine for keeps Since you reached into your pocket and pulled out a little box I've been cryin' like a baby, I can't stop (he said) "What's the matter with you, baby? Tears are in your eyes Shouldn't you be smilin'? Darling, no one died" He said, "You're never gonna lose me So marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely" "What's the matter with you, baby?" These are happy tears Mr. Perfect Timing had me waiting years It feels like I'm in a movie He said, "Marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely" It's a yes, when you know, you know (oh) It's a yes, don't ever let me go (oh) It's a yes, when you know, you know (oh) It's a yes, the opposite of no "What's the matter with you, baby? Tears are in your eyes Shouldn't you be smilin'? Darling, no one died" He said, "You're never gonna lose me So marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely" "What's the matter with you, baby?" These are happy tears Mr. Perfect Timing had me waiting years It feels like I'm in a movie He said, "Marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely"