Absofuckinglutely

"Marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely"

"Let's take a walk outside"
He said, "The sunset's nice
We could just leave the wheels
But you can't walk the beach in heels"

So I put on my flats
But my little black dress don't match
Oh God, he's on one knee
Can I get a tissue please?

'Cause he reached into his pocket and pulled out a little box
I'm tryna tell him "Yes," but I can't talk

He said, "What's the matter with you, baby?
Tears are in your eyes
Shouldn't you be smilin'? Darling, no one died"
He said, "You're never gonna lose me
So marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely"

"What's the matter with you, baby?"
These are happy tears
Mr. Perfect Timing had me waiting years
It feels like I'm in a movie
He said, "Marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely"

Oh, darling, I'm a mess
This love's going to my head
You little S.O.B.
You flew out my family

Oh, I got black mascara down both cheeks
Yeah, this is it, you're mine for keeps
Since you reached into your pocket and pulled out a little box
I've been cryin' like a baby, I can't stop (he said)

"What's the matter with you, baby?
Tears are in your eyes
Shouldn't you be smilin'? Darling, no one died"
He said, "You're never gonna lose me
So marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely"

"What's the matter with you, baby?"
These are happy tears
Mr. Perfect Timing had me waiting years
It feels like I'm in a movie
He said, "Marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely"

It's a yes, when you know, you know (oh)
It's a yes, don't ever let me go (oh)
It's a yes, when you know, you know (oh)
It's a yes, the opposite of no

"What's the matter with you, baby?
Tears are in your eyes
Shouldn't you be smilin'? Darling, no one died"
He said, "You're never gonna lose me
So marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely"

"What's the matter with you, baby?"
These are happy tears
Mr. Perfect Timing had me waiting years
It feels like I'm in a movie
He said, "Marry me," I said, "Absofreakinglutely"