[Verse 1]
Well, hello, my name is Cunt
And I'm a regular at the Midland train station
And I don't have a job
And the staff at Centrelink know me rather well
[Chorus]
And I'm gonna sleep on a bench tonight
My only companion is my pillow, which is also my drink
In the morning, I'll go bum me a buck or two
So I can get on a bus and come for a ciggy with you
[Verse 2]
Well, today, I was riding the train
And I was talking foul and loud for all to hear
I didn't give a fuck
I said, "If you've got a fuckin' problem, man
I'll get my boys onto you"
[Chorus]
And I'm gonna sleep on a bench tonight
My only companion is my pillow, which is also my drink
In the morning, I'll go bum me a buck or two
So I can get on a bus and come for a ciggy with you
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
And I'm gonna sleep on a bench tonight
My only companion is my pillow, which is also my drink
In the morning, I'll go bum me a buck or two
So I can get on a bus and come for a ciggy with you
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