Cunt

[Verse 1]

Well, hello, my name is Cunt

And I'm a regular at the Midland train station

And I don't have a job

And the staff at Centrelink know me rather well

[Chorus]

And I'm gonna sleep on a bench tonight

My only companion is my pillow, which is also my drink

In the morning, I'll go bum me a buck or two

So I can get on a bus and come for a ciggy with you

[Verse 2]

Well, today, I was riding the train

And I was talking foul and loud for all to hear

I didn't give a fuck

I said, "If you've got a fuckin' problem, man

I'll get my boys onto you"

[Chorus]

And I'm gonna sleep on a bench tonight

My only companion is my pillow, which is also my drink

In the morning, I'll go bum me a buck or two

So I can get on a bus and come for a ciggy with you

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

And I'm gonna sleep on a bench tonight

My only companion is my pillow, which is also my drink

In the morning, I'll go bum me a buck or two

So I can get on a bus and come for a ciggy with you