Your Mum

Well she don't wanna be your mum Don't you know girls just want to have fun? Well it's not that she's some cold self centered scum It's just that being your mum ain't her idea of fun Well why don't you pack your own fucking lunch And scratch your own fucking back Oh but be prepared to drive her to appointments It's not like being her dad It's like being a fucking man (ooh) If you're short on change for chips Don't you call on her If you are pissed and in need of a lift Don't you call on her If you are down in your deep dark hole Don't you call on her Oh no don't you call on her [Musical interlude] Yeah she won't be going to the pharmacy She won't be going to the pharmacy She won't be going to the pharmacy Ah to get you the things you need Oh she won't be going to the pharmacy She won't be going to the pharmacy She won't be going to the pharmacy Ah to get you the things you need Ah to get you the things you need Ah to get you the things you need To get out of bed Oh to get you the things that you need She don't wanna be your mum On't you know girls just want to have fun? It's not that she's some cold self centered scum It's just that being your mum ain't her idea of fun Oh no it's not No, being your mum ain't her idea of fun You little boy No, being your mum ain't her idea of fun