I Can't Ride a Bike

I can't ride a bike and I don't think I ever will Sometimes it's good to not know how to do something If I had pound for every person that told me they'd teach me I'd be the richest little schemer going I'm not evil I'm just flawed And I'll be wanted as long as I'm incapable I'll stay dumb and I'll stay untaught I'll give you purpose I'll give you trouble I could learn if I really wanted I don't think I have the persistence I could learn if I really wanted I've become far too resistant I can't ride and bike and I don't think I ever will I'm not sure I have the correct disposition Sometimes I'll forget how to act like a regular person Not everybody shares my inhibition I'm not evil I'm just flawed And I'll be wanted as long as I'm incapable I'll stay dumb and I'll stay untaught I'll give you purpose I'll give you trouble I'm not evil I'm just flawed (I don't think I have the persistence) And I'll be wanted as long as I'm incapable (I've become far too resistant) I'll stay dumb and I'll stay untaught (I could learn if I really wanted I don't think I have the persistence) I'll give you purpose I'll give you trouble (I could learn if I really wanted)