Relevant

You want an adolescent but I'm halfway to fifty I could wear a dress so that you'd wanna to be with me Paint me like a pageant queen in all natural shades Then you compliment my style before you tell me to change "Try not to be difficult you know I'm right I've had more supermodels than you've had early nights" Would you pay me for some flesh? To be relevant Is it in my best interests? To be relevant I could do it for the benefit Of a few weeks being relevant Invite me to the party cos you're wanting a favour After the champagne say I'm your favourite flavour You tell me that I'm special that I'll be a star As long as I'm appealing to your friends at the bar Would you pay me for some flesh? To be relevant Is it in my best interests? To be relevant I could do it for the benefit Of a few weeks being relevant Am I still in the picture if I'm not something you wanna look at? When I don't have the sleaze of your instagram feed Or the obedience of your doormat Would you pay me for some flesh? To be relevant Is it in my best interests? To be relevant I could do it for the benefit Of a few weeks being relevant