A Bad Wind

There's a bad wind blowing dirt through my town So much it must be blowing off some giant pitcher's mound Or maybe it's something else, yeah, I don't know Sometimes it's hard to understand where hot things go Bad wind A bad wind A bad wind It's a bad, bad, bad, bad wind There's a rotten breeze making my nose sneeze It blew away my mittens and forgot how to say the word "please" It gives me enough of a reason to go and catch an attitude It makes it real easy to catch a disease Bad wind A bad wind Oh, a bad, bad wind A bad wind A bad wind It's a bad, bad, bad, bad wind It's keeping my hat off of my head And blowing me all around And I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know Know know know know know know know know Know know know know know know know know I feel a drumming tramp is making my throat sore Keeping me up all night listening to myself snore Oh, it makes getting out of bed a giant chore Well, I could go on but I don't want to be a bore Bad wind A bad wind A bad, bad, bad wind A bad wind A bad wind It's a bad, bad, bad, bad wind It's keeping me tired all night And blowing my hair off of my shoulders My shoulders It's all a drummer