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Request for Masseuse Lyrics — Pissed Jeans | Dork

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Request for Masseuse Lyrics

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Request for Masseuse

From King of Jeans2009

Lyrics

Request for Masseuse

Take both thumbs and dig them in Stop my flesh from tightening Rub my back like a champion Grind your palm into my spine Weigh me down and re-align Crack my neck, it's worth your time Relieve pressure from my head Rub my back and yank my toes Relieve the pressure from my head Crack my neck, yank my feet [numerous sighs]

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"Request for Masseuse" is a song by Pissed Jeans from the album King of Jeans, released in 2009.

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Track 6 of 13Sub Pop Records

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