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Evil Dildo (Hidden Track) Lyrics

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Evil Dildo (Hidden Track)

From Without You I'm Nothing1998

Written by Brian Molko, Stefan Olsdal, Steve Hewitt

Produced by Steve Osborne

Lyrics

Evil Dildo (Hidden Track)

[The voices you hear on Evil Dildo were taken from Brian's answer machine...] Hey motherf**ker, I'm after you. I know where you live. I will f**k you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth.

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About this track

"Evil Dildo (Hidden Track)" is a song by Placebo from the album Without You I'm Nothing, released in 1998. The song was written by Brian Molko, Stefan Olsdal, Steve Hewitt. It was produced by Steve Osborne.

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Adrian Bushby— 135 credits as credited →
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Bunt Stafford-Clark— 147 credits as credited →
Jacquie Turner— 22 credits as credited →
Jake Davies— 75 credits as credited →
Paul Corkett— 148 credits as credited →
Placebo Stalker— 1 credits as credited →

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