Almost Perfect

Narcissistic anorexic so unstuck but so pretty I love you Vira lotta, very donkey, you’re the only truth in this city Don’t ever change Don’t change good champagne for some sad idiot and then complain That’s good advice But a lady who has two black eyes is not the best one to advise She’s already been told twice [Chorus] Don’t ever change (why oh why oh why oh) Would you ever change (oh oh oh) Please don’t ever change You’re almost perfect You’re almost perfect You’re almost perfect Paranoiac drug addicted pornographically afflicted Sleep with me Two legs a cock a woman’s soul strange how this lady can control Oooh show them to me You can hardly say this woman only wants you for your money You who have not Come inside my hive where bees are busy making honey Oooh love is about [Chorus] [Bridge] One two three one two three one two three Half of half and half of half and half of half and half of that Artistic repetitious people-phobically suspicious With an oversize schlong Unemployable illegal you’re a whole film by Don Siegel Oooh write me a song Go away and blow away and fade away and the next day You’re back in the line If love is leaving everything for homelessness and nothing Ooh you’ll be just fine [Chorus] Don’t ever change (why oh why oh why oh) Would you ever change (the best part of Ohio) Don’t ever change You’re almost perfect You’re almost perfect You’re almost perfect