Almost Perfect

Narcissistic anorexic so unstuck but so pretty

I love you

Vira lotta, very donkey, you’re the only truth in this city

Don’t ever change

Don’t change good champagne for some sad idiot and then complain

That’s good advice

But a lady who has two black eyes is not the best one to advise

She’s already been told twice

[Chorus]

Don’t ever change (why oh why oh why oh)

Would you ever change (oh oh oh)

Please don’t ever change

You’re almost perfect

You’re almost perfect

You’re almost perfect

Paranoiac drug addicted pornographically afflicted

Sleep with me

Two legs a cock a woman’s soul strange how this lady can control

Oooh show them to me

You can hardly say this woman only wants you for your money

You who have not

Come inside my hive where bees are busy making honey

Oooh love is about

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

One two three one two three one two three

Half of half and half of half and half of half and half of that

Artistic repetitious people-phobically suspicious

With an oversize schlong

Unemployable illegal you’re a whole film by Don Siegel

Oooh write me a song

Go away and blow away and fade away and the next day

You’re back in the line

If love is leaving everything for homelessness and nothing

Ooh you’ll be just fine

[Chorus]

Don’t ever change (why oh why oh why oh)

Would you ever change (the best part of Ohio)

Don’t ever change

You’re almost perfect

You’re almost perfect

You’re almost perfect