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Grandad's Little Ditty Lyrics — Primus | Dork

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Grandad's Little Ditty Lyrics

Lyrics

Grandad's Little Ditty

From Sailing the Seas of Cheese1991

Written by Les Claypool, Primus

Produced by Primus

Lyrics

Grandad's Little Ditty

[Verse] As I stand in the shower Singing opera and such Pondering the possibility that I Pull the pud too much There's a scent that fills the air Is it flatus? Just a touch And it makes me think of you [?]

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About this track

"Grandad's Little Ditty" is a song by Primus from the album Sailing the Seas of Cheese, released in 1991. The song was written by Les Claypool, Primus. It was produced by Primus.

Primus profile →Sailing the Seas of Cheese album →Track profile →

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Contributors

Les Claypool— 516 credits as songwriter & producer →
Tim “Herb” Alexander— 126 credits as songwriter & producer →
Ron Rigler— 10 credits as engineer →
Larry LaLonde— 159 credits as songwriter & producer →
Chris Bellman— 487 credits as mastering engineer →
Primus— 106 credits as songwriter & producer →
Les Claypool— 516 credits as songwriter & producer →

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