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Primus – Grandad's Little Ditty (1991) | Track profile | Dork

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Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Grandad's Little Ditty

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Grandad's Little Ditty

Release date: 14th May 1991

From Sailing the Seas of Cheese

Adult Alternative

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About This Track

"Grandad's Little Ditty" is a track by Primus, from the album Sailing the Seas of Cheese, released 14th May 1991. It's filed under Hard Rock. Full lyrics are available below.

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Primus

Primus

Lyrics

Grandad's Little Ditty

[Verse]

As I stand in the shower

Singing opera and such

Pondering the possibility that I

Pull the pud too much

There's a scent that fills the air

Is it flatus? Just a touch

And it makes me think of you

[?]

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Track details

From Sailing the Seas of Cheese

1991

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Album

Sailing the Seas of Cheese

Release year

1991

1Seas of Cheese (2013 Mix)
0:42
2Here Come the Bastards (2013 Mix)
2:55
3Sgt. Baker (2013 Mix)
4:17
4American Life (2013 Mix)
4:33
5Jerry Was a Racecar Driver (2013 Mix)
3:11
6Eleven (2013 Mix)
4:23
7Is It Luck? (2013 Mix)
3:28
8Grandad's Little Ditty (2013 Mix)
0:36
9Tommy the Cat (2013 Mix)
4:14
10Sathington Waltz (2013 Mix)
1:43
11Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers (2013 Mix)
5:19
12Fish On (Fisherman Chronicles, Chapter II) [2013 Mix]
7:44
13Los Bastardos (2013 Mix)
2:41
—Grandad's Little Ditty
—Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers
—Eleven
—American Life
—Tommy the Cat
—Los Bastardos
—Here Come the Bastards
—Fish On (Fisherman Chronicles, Chapter II)
—Sathington Waltz
—Sgt. Baker
—American Life
4:30
—Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers
5:18
—Is It Luck?
—Seas of Cheese
—Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
3:11

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Les Claypool, Primus
Producer: Primus
Engineer: Ron Rigler
Bass: Les Claypool
Drums: Tim “Herb” Alexander
Guitar: Larry LaLonde
Mastering Engineer: Chris Bellman