Cloreen Bacon Skin

[Intro] Yeah, let 'em... Yeah, let 'em nice and breezy motherfuckers What you looking for, nigga? Oh hold it, stop Motherfucker didn't even have the headphones on You, you [Spoken] This song is called This song is called Bacon Skin, hit me It's dedicated to my first wife Her name is, uh Oh Lord, Cloreen She's just fat, hit me Too nasty, uh I said now Bacon Skin Just fat, but you know where it's at I wish you was thin Cloreen Bacon Skin Brotch, you can't fuck with that, look out And the band said, uh And look out, say Wait a minute, I said Bacon Skin, hit me Sexy Don't touch noth-- don't you touch snare or cymbal You just tap, good God I want to sing to this girl I said baby, wait a minute When we're all alone, uh Try to make love Somebody call you on the phone I don't know what his name is But I know, I know this is life But that, that's real, baby, you my wife Cloreen Bacon Skin, wait a minute Oh good God I said wait a minute Oh, and the band said Nice and breezy, nice and breezy, come on I said Once more on the one, come on And the band said That's alright, that's alright You old motherfucker, you a senior citizen, look out You can't fuck with me I'll drive you to the ground Okay, open the hi-hat, here we go Rumbling, rumbling, yeah Keep that pocket, don't get excited, come on Yeah, come on, said splash Good God Everybody say "Cloreen Bacon Skin" Everybody say You can't fuck with that Eruption in your face I'm too sexy, I'm too sexy, sexy one in the place, good God I'm sexy, love sexy right down to my feet, good Lord And I'm sexy, good God, with the bacon meat Pork meat, close the hi-hat, come on say I can smell that shit That's nasty, too nasty Y'all let me go, look out Good God, nasty bass Eruption in your face Good God, look out, say Cloreen, I got something for you What's the matter, don't you like me? Am I too old? Splash! Oh shit! Oh shit... I can't stand it, I can't stand it When I look in the mirror And I see this ugly face, good God I just want to run, I want to run over to your place, yes I want to see, good God, someone that's uglier than I said, I said uglier than me Uglier than me Cloreen Bacon Skin Nice and breezy, look out now I said fellas, what's the word? I said fellas, what's the word? Look out Bacon Skin, come on, splash! What you going to do with that? Everybody, huh, everybody come on, dance Everybody come on dance We ain't going to put no more instruments on this Just me and Bacon Skin Alright, that Cloreen's brother for my drummer, look out Oh shit, my hat done fell off Oh, somebody going to see my bald spot Good God, I don't care I got Bacon Skin Bacon Skin on my plate, good God I want to love you Cloreen, why you want to make me wait? I want to get sexy, I said Oh Lord, I said I want to get sexy Cloreen, come on, get down Come on, splash! Come on, good God Cloreen's brother Alfred Alfred, Alfred, I need you to talk to me, son, come on Alfred, good Come on, Alfred, talk to me now I want to...I got to hear you say, say Alfred I can't hear you, come on, talk to me now Alfred, come on, talk to me now Come on, Bacon Skin Alfred, do you hear me talking to you? Alfred, don't, don't ignore me Say, nigga, say Talk to me, come on, come on, talk What you need, what you need? You want to, you want to open your hat? You want to open your hat? Well, open it up, come on, get down Yes! Come on The volcano erupt in your face, good God Oh Lord, old and nasty Alfred, talk to me Alfred, come on Oh Lord, I can't stand it Talk to me Alfred, come on There you go, come on, Lord Alfred Everybody else come on and dance, good God Come on, everybody dance Alfred, come on and dance Dance I can't stand it, I can't stand it, oh dance Oh Lord Alfred, jump up on the bell, come on, let's go, good God Good God, oh shit Old motherfucker say, I want to say We going take it home, yes we is Rumbling, look out You can't fuck with that shit, yes Turn it up one time, come on, I said dance Shit, oh Lord Look out, I'm outta phase, I can't stand it I said uh I want to see some of the Bacon Skin Cloreen, Cloreen You can't fuck with that, talk to me Alfred, come on And the drummer say What the drummer said Oh shit, Alfred Well, where the hand claps at? Good God, Alfred We done burn the house down Burn it down, burn it down, come on, come on Say Alfred! We done burn the house down, we got to go We done burn it down, we got to go What can you say after that? Sexy, come on, come on Everybody get sexy Cloreen, I want to talk to you Cloreen, oh Lord Cloreen, you are the ugliest woman that I've ever seen I'm not jiving Baby, there's one thing the Lord live and that's the truth And baby, you one ugly motherfucker I'm not lying to you You know the Lord loves the truth, don't you? Well, why the hell can't you take a bath, Cloreen Bacon Skin? Nice and breezy We don't need no instruments Too funky in here Get sexy Everybody get sexy Yes, old nasty This funk ain't going no place 'Cause it's old, it's old and sexy Cloreen Bacon Skin Pound on the floor tom one time, come on Yes We going to go to the jungle one time We going to go to the jungle, good God Go to the jungle one time, good God, say And the band say one time Good God, band said Blisters, I got some blisters, good God All my brothers and sisters, good God Bacon Skin, good God Everybody come on Everybody Bacon Skin Alfred, we got to get the hell out of here Oh Lord Let's go over, yo, let's, let's... So where you live, Alfred? Is this where you live? Oh shit This a nasty place, this is nasty Everybody, no This is nasty, Alfred I like it, I like it We can't stay here, we got to go We got to go, Alfred Oh shit, too funky We got to go, Alfred You got any old James Brown records? Huh? Good God, everybody, Lord Come on Alfred, pack your shit We got to get the hell outta here Open the hat one time, put on your hat, come on [Outro] Yes, oh shit Put on your hat, good God Oh Lord, jump up on the bell, Alfred, come on, get your coat Yes! That's a nice coat, Alfred How much you pay for that? That much, huh? Yeah, I like it You glad I like it, huh? Yes Oh shit I said oh Lord Put on your boots, Alfred Let's go