Dance Like a Tory

Oi DJ SSW Pull that one up Rude girl Haha Excuse me, you, you, you No, you, I actually don't care what your name is Just take the suit case to the local co-op And fill it up with wine, will you?! Haha, cheers No, cheap as possible Thanks, Haha, cheers Thanks The doors to 338 are closed While number 10 gets down It's popping off on Downing Street My favourite restaurant just closed down The doors to 338 are closed While number 10 gets down So grab your blue ties and raving suits To conservatively get down Ain't a party, it's a work event Ain't a shoobs, it's a work event Ain't a rave, it's a work event It's a work event, work it out Ain't a party, it's a work еvent Ain't a shoobs, it's a work event Ain't a ravе, it's a work event It's a work event, work it out Nobody cared about care homes They should have all been in their homes Instead they all round Boris' All getting down with their Doris' Getting Mat Hancocks in their offices If I had a party, their would have been officers While they were getting down on the dancefloor Can I get a "we don't need a covid passport" The doors to 338 are closed While number 10 gets down It's popping off on Downing Street My favourite restaurant just closed down The doors to 338 are closed While number 10 gets down So grab your blue ties and raving suits To conservatively get down Get down Dance like a Tory Get down Kiss like a Tory Get down Make rules Break rules Don't give a ***** Like a tory Get down Dance like a Tory Get down Kiss like a Tory Get down Make rules Break rules Don't give a ***** Like a tory I run the country and I'm barmy An regularly come across as smarmy I don't even know how many kids I have How was I meant to know it was a party? I'd hardly call it illegal We only invited a hundred people As long as we wear What we wear to work And we're where we work Then surely we're at work?! The doors to 338 are closed While number 10 gets down It's popping off on Downing Street My favourite restaurant just closed down The doors to 338 are closed While number 10 gets down So grab your blue ties and raving suits To conservatively get down Get down Dance like a Tory Get down Kiss like a Tory Get down Make rules Break rules Don't give a ***** So what if they find out, I'll just apologise It'll be fine I make the rules, so what if I break the rules? What a night though ay? Maybe we should start a night, maybe a rave? Call it AM to PM, with the PM! Don't give a ***** Like a tory Where's my BM? That's slang for baby mother I've got a few