Drunken Freestyle

[Intro] So listen Its only right, if get into some like, ill freestyling right now So I'm going to play a joint, its a bit different though I-I-I-'m not going to go with the usual, like "yeah yeah all of these beats" I got this joint *SICK*, but I don't know about I'm definitely feeling it right now, I want to see what you do over this This is Semtex!! Ok this is a little different *SPIT, SPIT, SPIT* [Verse 1] Know who I be And you ain't listening to homegrown You're listening to potent weed You know who I be - I'm Pro Kick it sick even when I'm spitting like Mike Jones Yo, the flows never brittle you can never break it I spit the realest other rappers are the fakest I make this up on the spot and keep on flowing And no, I'm not going to stop, I'm going to keep on going Talk my name and I'll slay you Me and rap go together like Kate Moss and glass tables [*GUN SHOT*] [DJ Semtex: "Talk about Rhymefest"] Talk about Rhymefest? That's kinda easy For starters, he rhymes dead On the mic, his rhymes are all dead He looks like he's growing a fetus inside his forehead I'm the sickest to prove that I'm the sickest at this When he was born he split his mother in two Cause his head was so big, the flow is so sick Everybody knows Pro is no prick And I ain't legit, and you rappers are all fags I still got skunk right by my ball bags Even though I'm on dial, that's a dangerous statement Everybody understands and knows what I'm saying is real I'm the realest one to spit this tight Everybody knows I rip this tonight They'll probably rip this and put this on internet websites I'll wreck tight, everybody knows when I get mics I don't stop you have to tell me to slow down [DJ Semtex: "Talk about Mike Skinner and The Streets"] Mike Skinner and The Streets, they're a dangerous influence Drugs? Before them I wasn't into them I'm blinded by lights like Mike is Before I drop three of them speckly white things He makes my eyes look like ten pence pieces When he gives me pills - I'm joking I shouldn't say this You're all laughing and making it hard to spit, but drugs are hard to quit Especially when you've been smoking since the age of 13 Everybody knows me from a yout, I burned weed That's how I got the name I'm in this game cause I can do it - it's easy To me it's like fluid Flowing through my veins that's how consistent it is Everybody knows I rip when I spit I'm the sickest shit Yo, I'm not funny, I spit hot shit like my arse does after a curry I'm the illest in here Everybody knows I ain't no queer But some people say I'm gay, some say I'm a racist I say they should shut they mouth and not say shit I just spray this, the illest with a flow You don't know me, I'm still the illest that you know [Radio DJ: Yo talk about the Jump Off How you won the battles consistently, 7 weeks, like 10 weeks, whatever it was] Yo, I got the sickest of flows Ain't nobody else ever won seven weeks in a row Yo, you know that I'm nice, I won seven weeks in a row I took the piss cause I did it twice All these other MC's be rapping my name I'm like "I ain't listening blud, their rapping is lame" They ain't nothing to me, ain't nothing to P I'm like relaxed, at home and puffing the trees Believe I won, I was laughing Kicking back in the bohemian sun What I paid to go to- Oh wait, I mean I didn't pay to go there I got paid to go there Its like no fair, I'm killing it Everyone knows-