[Intro]
Yeah
30 you a fool for this one
We 'bout to spread the truth to everyone in the FIFA community
Ooh! It-It's kinda cool, there's an echo, like-
"I'm king of the world!" Th-That's cool
[Verse 1]
First let me hop outta bed in the morning
I don't want it if the Team of the Season's ain't in stores, and
I've gotten every one of them from Santi to Cazorla
And I got so many coins, I could pay off my mortgage
I'll max out my mom's credit card, I hope she don't find me
If she does, I'm stealin' grandma's savings, she's like ninety
And I'll invest a couple grand on a fеature on a game
That expirеs every year, and next year, I'll do the same
I'll just spend more and more, even if I'm sorta bored
I'll open up the store and pour all my money for informs
And more oranges, reds and blues; it's a fucking rainbow
But they do absolutely nothing like a fucking potato
Next year, we'll get women to get heads on all your balls (Oh)
[Interlude 1]
Oh, um... shit
Okay...
You know, I didn't actually realize that when I real- until I said it
Uh... this is awkward
[Verse 2]
Next year, we'll get women, an addition- good enough
New technology, equality, it's probably a plus
But price caps-
[Interlude 2]
No, no, no- I'm-I'm serious
Have you ever heard anyone say, you know-
"Price caps? What a great addition to Ultimate Team"
[Verse 3]
No, you haven't
It is probably the worst thing that EA have ever added
And I'm mad at the fact that coin buying is the greatest
EA said we couldn't do it, but whatever! I'm still playing
I've made ten times more than I ever could with FIFA Points
Coin buying, or a scam? I don't even need the choice
I need a voice, I need some coins, EA, your game's been destroyed
It's so damn frustrating, I've never been this annoyed
It's easier to sell an audiobook to a deaf person
Than to sell Pelé on the market? Seriously? My head's hurtin'
I'm left searchin' for players who happen to be extinct
Bolasie is like 10K! EA just doesn't think
And, damn, it's so bullshit; this game is such a piece of crap
We're slaves to a corporation, crying, grinding, while EA laugh
[Outro]
Hahahahahahaha
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