T-WAYNE NASTY FREESTYLE PARODY

[Intro]

Yeah

30 you a fool for this one

We 'bout to spread the truth to everyone in the FIFA community

Ooh! It-It's kinda cool, there's an echo, like-

"I'm king of the world!" Th-That's cool

[Verse 1]

First let me hop outta bed in the morning

I don't want it if the Team of the Season's ain't in stores, and

I've gotten every one of them from Santi to Cazorla

And I got so many coins, I could pay off my mortgage

I'll max out my mom's credit card, I hope she don't find me

If she does, I'm stealin' grandma's savings, she's like ninety

And I'll invest a couple grand on a fеature on a game

That expirеs every year, and next year, I'll do the same

I'll just spend more and more, even if I'm sorta bored

I'll open up the store and pour all my money for informs

And more oranges, reds and blues; it's a fucking rainbow

But they do absolutely nothing like a fucking potato

Next year, we'll get women to get heads on all your balls (Oh)

[Interlude 1]

Oh, um... shit

Okay...

You know, I didn't actually realize that when I real- until I said it

Uh... this is awkward

[Verse 2]

Next year, we'll get women, an addition- good enough

New technology, equality, it's probably a plus

But price caps-

[Interlude 2]

No, no, no- I'm-I'm serious

Have you ever heard anyone say, you know-

"Price caps? What a great addition to Ultimate Team"

[Verse 3]

No, you haven't

It is probably the worst thing that EA have ever added

And I'm mad at the fact that coin buying is the greatest

EA said we couldn't do it, but whatever! I'm still playing

I've made ten times more than I ever could with FIFA Points

Coin buying, or a scam? I don't even need the choice

I need a voice, I need some coins, EA, your game's been destroyed

It's so damn frustrating, I've never been this annoyed

It's easier to sell an audiobook to a deaf person

Than to sell Pelé on the market? Seriously? My head's hurtin'

I'm left searchin' for players who happen to be extinct

Bolasie is like 10K! EA just doesn't think

And, damn, it's so bullshit; this game is such a piece of crap

We're slaves to a corporation, crying, grinding, while EA laugh

[Outro]

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