Let Me Entertain You

[Intro] Hey, it's a sellout! Hey! [Verse 1] Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen I would like to say hello Are you ready for some entertainment? Are you ready for a show? Gonna rock you, gonna roll you Get you dancing in the aisles Jazz you, razzamatazz you With a little bit of style, c'mon [Chorus] Let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you [Lyrical Break] I've come here to sell you my body I can show you some good merchandise I'll pull you and I'll pill you I'll Cruella DeVille you And to thrill you, I'll use any device Ah, ha ha ha ha [Bridge] We'll give you crazy performance We'll give you grounds for divorce We'll give you piece de resistance And a tour de force, of course! [Verse 2] We found the right location Got a lot of pretty lights The sound and amplification, listen! Hey, if you need a fix, if you want a high Stickells'll see to that With Elektra and EMI We'll show you where it's at, so come on [Chorus] Let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Just take a look at the menu We give you rock a la carte We'll breakfast at Tiffany's We'll sing to you in Japanese We're only here to entertain you [Verse 3] If you wanna see some action You get nothing but the best The S & M attraction We've got the pleasure chest Chicago down to New Orleans We get you on the line If you dig the New York scene We'll have a son-of-a-bitch-of-a-time, come on [Chorus] Let me entertain Let me entertain Let me entertain you Through the night [Outro] (Hey, where's my backstage pass?) (Yeah, that was a bit of all right, weren't it, yeah...) (Hey, that Brian May, he's outta sight, man!) (Good grief, what an outrageous costumes!) (Not many, not many...) (The door's a bit heavy...) (I've always wanted to be a groupie!) (Give you lessons...)