If You Can't Beat Them

[Verse 1] Keep your chin up when you're feeling lonely Don't let 'em get you down Ain't no use in your sitting all alone, hanging around For someone to call, ooh, they won't come knocking at all Don't run and hide even if it hurts you inside So I said, "Give as good as you get, yeah!" [Chorus] If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You'd better do it, 'cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You're never gonna help yourself [Post-Chorus] Yeah Come on, go Get up! Hey-hey! It sure feels good [Verse 2] Keep your big hands off of my money Don't try and pull me down You're taking me out to wine and dine me Trying to wind me 'round and around And bind me to your legal contract (Ha ha!) Rumour has it that you can play it dirty I'll tell you what I'll do about that, that yeah! I'll play you at your own game, yes! [Chorus] If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You'd better do it 'cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em, join 'em You're never gonna help yourself [Post-Chorus] Yeah That's good Play it again! [Chorus] If you can't beat 'em, join 'em Oh, you'd better do it 'cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em, join 'em It's everyone for themselves! Move on out! [Outro] Hey! (Hey!) Oh, I like it! I’m Rock 'n' Roll ready! Yeah Woo-hoo!